第1章 A Careless Barber

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

Customer: No.

Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

粗心的理发师

理发师:你进来时是不是系着红围巾?

顾客:没有呀。

理发师:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。